“Eric is the most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He’s charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny… everything you want in a guy. It’s impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.”
“Roth is an amazing, intelligent, and talented male. One, who after consuming copious amounts of whisky, will perform a penguin like dance (often used as a mating dance). A man that is actually rich but lives like a poor college student so as to confuse the gold digging females and keep them away.”
Source: Urban Dictionary
The word endorsemonial does not exist – I just made it up and it’s a playful word combination of endorsement and testimonial.